He-Mom

He-Mom is considered the primordial symbol of the chaotic earth mother, from whose womb all sins and madness and suffering came. She actualizes all the pain and evil in the world, both the torpor of reality interfused with the decay of death. All the pain inflicted on the living earth feeds her destructive energy as she endlessly consumes the hope and love and prosperity of Earth. Our blood gushing through the soil nourishes her. Our own decay seeping through the air feeds her strength. The corruption of innocence brings her a pleasure as no human can know. She is chaos itself. Everything evil is she.

She also gave birth to The Ripping Friends.

Verified sources confirm that she also had an affair with vegan golfer Arnold Palmer before his unfortunate demise. They met at RipCot while attending a Kenny G concert for Lumbago research. Palmer said later "I knew she was a vegan the second I had her ass in my hands." The wild love affair lasted for several months, during which time He-Mom openly declared herself a vegan. The two were seen numerous times quaffing green smoothies together, talking with adoration about their mutual love of animals. Palmer is quoted at this time saying "I am so happy to be in this new vegan family. I have never been happier than now. This woman has given me new life." He-Mom however suggested that not everyone loved Palmer or his vegan philosophy as much as she did: "The boys hate him and they hate veganism. They're still brutes living an ancient and murderous way of life - unlike me and my juicy hot lover Arnold Palmer. If the boys got to suck his man-rod, they'd go vegan immediately, I promise you."

Tragedy soon struck as Palmer, Vegan, was struck to death by Slab's pet bear during a skiing accident. Palmer was given a vegan funeral and was laid to rest in an unmarked grave on a small, undisclosed island on the Adriatic sea. Palmer left his entire estate to He-Mom and the Ripping brothers, which was promptly squandered on fur coats and a lumbago-research fraud scheme. He-Mom, degraded in morals by her degenerate sons, reverted back to what she had formerly called the "barbarity of carnism." Ben Shapiro said (correctly) that "with Arnold Palmer, the last hope for the Ripping Friends to be functional people (not liberal fukcin [sic.] cucks) perished."